Lance Lawson Theme Song

La – ance Lawson
La – ance Law – aw – son!
He monitors all police scanner channels
But he only needs four panels
To solve cri – ime, ime, ime – imes.....
That BAFFLE! (Big blast of trumpets here)

This is the theme song that goes through my head on Thursday afternoons. I am more of a librettist than composer as you might be able to tell. I think the melody for the first couple of lines is the opening bars of the Dragnet theme, then it becomes kind of brassy jazz tune.